dude selling something on pawn stars: i was thinking 500 dollars
rick: ill give ya 5 bucks i aint going any higher
dude selling something on pawn stars: thats ridiculous… deal. *5 minutes later* well i didnt get what i wanted but im pretty happy with what i left with today
There aren’t any legitimate ladies where I live that are hip-hop heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a wife I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Dilla…passing a big ass kush blunt back and forth. I need this in my life.