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💀my blog is bullshit💀

lameborghini:

hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit

(via godhatesandrew)

  • Mom: you're a mean bitch
  • Me: well I learned from the best
  • Dad: buuuuuuurrrrnnnnn

pre10tious:

So awesome

(via 69shadesofgray)

adonisarchive:

Chris Brown

(via downcastchild)

(via guy)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

godhatesandrew:

i need to get really, really drunk

because no one is going to be happy with this conversation

(via teen)

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

me💀

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

(Source: excuse-my-beauty, via dutchster)

dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

(via mercumeme)

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