💀my blog is bullshit💀

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after watching anaconda

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babe can i show you my d*ck 



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marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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I feel so stupid.
I have one of those microwave wheat hotties and I did it last night fine but because I’d already used the microwave today I got confused with times so instead of doing for one minute it was in for about three. It smelt really bad and I looked online and people have said about fires from overheating them so I started panicking and ended up putting it under the sink for about five minutes and then throwing it outside.
Don’t know if I overreacted or what but I’m still scared


american horror story is back in 8 days


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me during all of october

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Baby deer cries every time it tries to be put down

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My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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Alcohol vs marijuana

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Drugstore Perfume - Gerard Way

There’s something caught in her eye, she says
That she can’t change for love
And she explains how long she’s waited for
She wanted more.

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no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

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found a painting from last year that i thought had been sold, but it hasn’t been

which means you can buy it (o:

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