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topcal:

LUKE HEMMINGS YOUR MOTHER FOLLOWS YOU

(via destielspooktacular)

becausedragonage:

I love this bit. 

Keep in mind that the dialogue that preceeds it is: 

  • Aveline: You didn’t come to my solstice dinner party.
  • Isabela: Look at you! Dinner parties, cooking… do you have a lace apron yet, or should I get one for you?
  • Aveline: Don’t change the subject. I sent you an invitation, and you didn’t show up.

Aveline gets slammed for slut shaming Isabella but by the third act their relationship has changed. This dialogue can be summed up as:

Aveline: You’re part of my family. 

Isabella: I didn’t think you’d want me as family. 

Aveline: Of course I do. 

(Source: pyreo, via spooky-poopy)

(Source: badblueprints, via oate)

kveatscookies:

suicideducks:

Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.

Everyone seems to forget Jack got bored of the gloomy crap and then saw Christmas and was like, “I WANT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!”

(via international-spacestation)

  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.

rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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(via asian)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via spooky-poopy)

  • Live While We're Young: We're gonna party and fuck
  • Kiss You: Let's fuck
  • Little Things: You have imperfections but let's fuck anyway
  • C'mon C'mon: Ditched my date so we could fuck
  • Last First Kiss: I've had this crush on you for a while so let's fuck
  • Heart Attack: You look hot and I'm jealous so let's fuck
  • Rock Me: Let's definitely fuck
  • Change My Mind: Tell me if you want me to stay the night so we can fuck
  • I Would: Your boyfriend's a tool, so let's fuck
  • Over Again: You're lonely and I miss you so let's fuck
  • Back For You: I've been away so let's have a nice fuck when I get back
  • They Don't Know About Us: We've been fucking for a long time
  • Summer Love: We had this thing in the summer where we fucked a lot
  • She's Not Afraid: You have nice cleavage, let's fuck despite your inability to fall in love
  • Loved You First: Fucked you first
  • Nobody Compares: You are the best fuck buddy
  • Still The One: I still wanna fuck

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

(via lukealive)

m0rphlne:

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

so is celery
and watermelon

(Source: clestroying)

i-am-charlotte-sometimes:

Really loving my hair lately. Lots of pixie photos!

(via gamegrrl)

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